egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
Yahoo!: I'm taking Tumblr.
Tumblr users: Then we will burn Tumblr to the ground.
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
me: hey mum, lets say you die.
me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me
susubaki: sararye: allthegleefeels: DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS ...
karkateverdeen: khionexiovi: janecrocker: karkateverdeen: new homestuck au idea: websitestuck the only reason behind this is so deviantART’s god tier can be “Thief of art” tumblr can be waste of time Ask and you shall receive. oh MMY GOD THING HAPPEN
lemonlimefox: omfgitsdeanandjack: 221butts: WHAT it seems Sweden has a Pokemon trainer amongst them POKEMON TRAINER YOHIO
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
Moldova: wtf is that dress
Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
Belgium: *stares into your soul*
Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
The host: let me sing you a song of my country
jawnn-locked: adiostoreadontcare: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: the okay gatsby the mediocre gatsby the you could have done better gatsby the terrible gatsby The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
kuuzuryuu: johnlockandrose10: kuuzuryuu: if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger Well you should have the fucking respect to not ruin the entire fucking episode you motherfucking cunts! I don’t give a fuck if you’re a European blog. If there is a new episode of Doctor Who then you keep the...
benedicts-doublechins: Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
hemosnixuality: heathers-rivera: I AM...
p2iioniic2wag: chocobo-strider: TT: Oh shi- AR: Initiating lock down. Hang on to your plush posterior mounds. ONE…TWO… Condy is coming for you THREE… FOUR… Can’t barricade your door FIVE… SIX… Going to kill the Prince SEVEN… EIGHT… It’s too late- TT: Nine…Ten… TT: I survived again. OH MY GOD YESS
When video games let you save whenever you want